Customer Reviews:
 A useful tool for identifying binary state genders of tiny humans January 29, 2008
It is well understood that small, new humans are easily confused with each other. Every day, when I see such post-pupaform earthlings, I am immediately confused as to their gender, let alone deciphering them from other vertebrate animals. Conversation is especially difficult because this primitive language requires chromosomal knowledge for proper communication about said tiny humans.
Too often have I resorted to my Covert Instant Gene Sequencer (CIGS) before articuloauditorily communicating with the female caretaker droids. But this is better than the alternative, as it is a bad idea to converse with the caretaker droids while accidentally choosing the wrong gender category of their undeveloped human masters.
I have written a guide on this subject, which gives helpful assimilation advice to my species, such as saying "I compliment you on your so-far successful sexual reproduction of this tiny male and wish your species success in continuing to improve its genome." Because it is complimenting the gender that seems most important, I have sought a means to tag these tiny humans. At first, I used my CIGS and encoded their genders and other vital information onto subdermal beacons, which were injected into the subjects. The tiny humans, apparently acutely aware of occurrences about their dermis, emitted an auditory alarm to their caretaker droids. I also attempted to engrave gender identifications onto each subject's thorax region, but this too was not able to be performed covertly, unless it was followed by acute memory demelioration.
Therefore, I sought out information on gender tagging, and found this item made of plant polymer fibers that humans coat around their offspring and themselves. It was a remarkable find, for I could replicate these items and give them to caretaker droids and they would willingly use them, thus identifying the genders of these undeveloped humans for me!
Now, I only need remember that "boy" means the human 23rd chromosome pair is nonidentical.
 The words was off April 9, 2007
2 out of 2 found this review helpful
They are cute- but the first time you wash them, the words start to peel off- Definitely turn them inside out and wash on gentle.
mommy's little boy onesie March 17, 2007
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
My daughter is going to love this for her newborn son. Item came shipped as promised and is so cute.
OK March 12, 2007
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
SHIRT QUALITY IS NOT VERY GOOD. THE PRINT ISNT GREAT EITHER...WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR THE PRICE THOUGH?
 cute March 8, 2007
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
this onesie is really soft and looks so sadorable on my son! the downside is the writing "Mommys little boy" started peeling off after the very first time i washed it :(
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